Anonymous
Why did adults act like everything we did as kids was illegal? Like… you’re telling me I can’t drink water at 3AM without it turning into a full interrogation? “Why are you awake?” I don’t know, maybe because my brain suddenly remembered every embarrassing thing I’ve ever done since kindergarten. And snacks? Oh, snacks were a whole operation. You open one bag of chips and suddenly you’re a criminal mastermind. crinkle From across the house: “WHO IS THAT?!” Relax, it’s just me risking my life for a handful of snacks. And don’t even get me started on getting called from another room. Your mom would yell your name like she’s summoning you from another dimension. You say “WHAT?” No answer. So now you gotta walk all the way there… just for her to say: “Come here.” I WAS JUST THERE. And chores?? Why did “clean your room” feel like a side quest with no reward? You’d clean everything. Sweat. Tears. Character development. And then they walk in like: “Hmm… but did you clean this corne
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