Pet Peeves & Funny Rants

Sometimes I feel god Sometimes i feel homeless

Is it just me or do i hate when one of your friends keep being rude to you on and on, everyday? This happens a lot to me. My friend acts like she has to watch over my weight and be under 21 k LIKE HELLO? my body?? And your 90 pounds, what r u taking abt bro

Oh my god, that one teacher who thinks she’s the head of the school… where do I even start? She walks into class like she owns the place, like the whole school revolves around her and her ruler of doom. We can’t talk. We can’t move. We can’t breathe wrong, or suddenly we’re getting a 10-minute lecture on “respect” like we’re guilty of committing crimes against humanity. Homework? She assigns enough work to make NASA jealous and then acts shocked when half the class can’t do it. Quizzes? Surprise quizzes every week, because apparently, terrorizing teenagers is part of her lesson plan. And heaven forbid you ask a question. She’ll give you that look—half disgust, half horror—as if you personally offended the education system. Honestly, she’s not a teacher, she’s a full-blown anxiety generator with a chalk stick. If she actually became the head of the school, I’d probably just move to another planet.

i CANNOT stand hearing someone chew or smack or slurp or breath. absolutely no reason for anyone to be that loud while do any of those things. none. i shouldnt be across the room and be able to hear any of that. i could just rip someones head right off their shoulders. i remember chewing loud when i was a kid just to piss my mom off but goddamn if i was her i would have smacked the ever lovin shit out of me. fuck all that. i got family now thatll chew on their own lips and i will dead ass look them in the eye and be like fucking stop it if youre hungry i have food. a girl at work eats nuts during lunch like every damn day and i can here every nut being broken into every little fucking piece from across the damn room. ridiculous. just so ridiculous. just want to smack the damn things off the table into the wall.

F is for fuck this shit man

So I guess it is true, those behind Quick Rant gets paid for allowing trolls to put up ongoing rants with racism, abuse and errors especially with grammar and spelling errors even those they have been reported many times over months, but you are not stupid and don't pay you are visitors banned.

Even those I reported them several times over months to Quick Rant and still seeing the same unwanted and annoying spam from those who put up YouTube channel links, only put people and countries names and rants full of spelling and grammar errors like "prezandent" etc is clear evidence trolls pay those behind Quick Rant or those behind Quick Rant are putting up the unwanted and annoying spam to stirr up hatred?

OMG! Every single time I go thur those two it's always drama! They are usually smake dab in the middle of an argument about who is more wasted then the other or who should be the one to be in charge of the sack that they owe money on so getting them to focus is a pain in the ass. We arrange it all ahead of time . Get to the met up spot and when they do show up you can hear them arguing a mile away plus they are a major bust.. then you get back with your sack it's short...

Right now i'm kind of angry (i wish i could choose multiple of the things to rant about,,, i like ranting about people too) but anyways i every other interaction with this one person worsens my opinion on them and its like what the fuck dude oh my goodddddd. tis time it was a minor thing where i was like "Orange cat isn't a species" and then they proceeded to call it a species again. ??? like what

Thankful that it was only a dream: brown toilet paper. Why? 1) Because it's time for change! Let's hear it for change! Hip hip hooray. 2) Because it's more equitable! Let's hear it for equity! Hip hip hooray. But shouldn't we discuss it? Why, no! Absolutely not. Such a discussion would be gross. Eeeeeeeww. Let's hear it for anti-grossness. Hip hip hooray. And furthermore, was it really necessary to start the question with the "b" word? But why not? There you go again. Well let's discuss why all of this is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. This entire discussion is on a whole new level of stupid! So out with the old, in with the new. Is that really a bad thing? And why are you using the "s" word? That is derogatory. Let's hear it for anti-dergatoriness. Hip hip hooray. Good God, i hope it's only a dream. What? Are you using the "G" word in vain? to be continued... (Does it really have to be?)​

I wanna go to the gas station but it’s an hour 30 minute walk and a six minute drive and I don’t have a bike a.k.a. that take 20 minutes if I did bike which I don’t have a bike I’m stuck at home or I can walk an hour 30 minutes there in an hour 30 back

When a person only talks about the fucking sex life like what are u doing starting in some pawn show where u just fuck none stop, I mean like every chance them get, like what the actual.

bro why is Roblox deleting classic faces. They added the age verification and classic faces now? Roblox what is wrong with you. 3 years ago he said we are never gonna delete classic faces 😤 alan out

Chewing with your mouth open. I can hear everything and it's disgusting. Close your mouth.

Tailgating when I'm already going 10 over the speed limit. Back off, I'm not going faster just because you're riding my bumper.

People who stand right in front of the elevator doors instead of letting others exit first. Basic courtesy, people.

Leaving shopping carts in parking spaces instead of returning them. It takes 30 seconds. Be a decent human.

Slow walkers who take up the entire sidewalk. I have places to be and you're blocking the way.

People who don't reply to messages but are clearly online. Just say you don't want to talk. I can handle it.

Texting 'k' or 'ok' when I send a long message. At least pretend you read it.