Chewing with your mouth open. I can hear everything and it's disgusting. Close your mouth.

Tailgating when I'm already going 10 over the speed limit. Back off, I'm not going faster just because you're riding my bumper.

People who stand right in front of the elevator doors instead of letting others exit first. Basic courtesy, people.

Leaving shopping carts in parking spaces instead of returning them. It takes 30 seconds. Be a decent human.

Slow walkers who take up the entire sidewalk. I have places to be and you're blocking the way.

People who don't reply to messages but are clearly online. Just say you don't want to talk. I can handle it.

Texting 'k' or 'ok' when I send a long message. At least pretend you read it.

Leaving one empty roll of toilet paper on the holder. Just replace it. It's not that difficult.

Loud phone conversations in public spaces. Nobody wants to hear about your relationship drama on the bus.

People who say 'I could care less' when they mean 'I couldn't care less.' If you COULD care less, that means you DO care! The phrase literally means the opposite of what you're trying to say! This drives me absolutely insane. Learn basic grammar!

People who don't use turn signals. It's a button. Just press it. It's not that hard.

Why do automatic doors wait until you're 2 feet away to open? I'm walking at a normal pace, not sprinting, but the door acts like it's surprised to see me. Then it closes right as I'm walking through. It's 2024, can we get doors that actually work properly?

I asked for 'no pickles' on my burger and they gave me EXTRA pickles. Like, not just regular pickles, but an entire pickle garden on my burger. I specifically said NO pickles! How do you mess that up? It's the easiest instruction in the world!