Okay, look plants, we need to talk about risk aware consensual kink. I do not consent to your frisky pollen swinger parties, alright? Enough already. I don't need tree spunk in my eyes and sinuses for 8 months of the year! Seriously, my pollen allergy has been horrendous this year, even my cat who has never had issues before has struggled this year, as have a lot of humans I know who'd never experienced pollen allergies before, but have this year. On prescriptions and OTCs, and nasal sprays, and eye drops, and I'm still struggling this year. Jeez plants, chill! (And not Netflix and chill!)