Whatever, just because you found out you’re hot and boys like you doesn’t mean I’m below you. Just because homecoming didn’t end in you getting a man doesn’t mean your friends made it suck. I’m so unbelievably proud of you and your beauty, but that’s no reason to act like I’m horrid. I thought I was just jealous, but I’m starting to think you really just find me unfunny and annoying. I’m just something you can poke “fun” at without feeling guilty.