It's been like, 16 years since I graduated high school, and yet memories of this jackass I knew continue to into worm my head. He was a racist, sexist, homophobic douche that would do one-handed push-ups in class just to show off, casually used insults like "Japs," "faggots," and "motherfuckers" with no compunction (In front of little kids, even!), constantly referred to women as "broads," "dames," and "bitches" (Kept saying he was gonna be a badass ladies man, but I bet he's still a virgin), and even outright said he was gonna tattoo a swastika on his hand to tell people to get out his country, despite him constantly bitching about how much he wanted to leave too. He was just a wannabe cartoon bully who only did and said needlessly stupid shit just because he thought it was funny to be an asshole. I really wish his eyes were gouged out, his tongue cut off, and his sorry ass thrown into traffic. He should've been pummeled to death a long time ago.