Rant #900

My husband tells me "I bought you a present", and about 90% of the time, it's a cleaning utensil. Today he said "Amazon delivered a present for you!" It's a mop. I've learned to not expect any actual presents. Now don't get me wrong, I did mention I needed a small mop for spot cleanings, but don't call it a present. That indicates thoughtful intent. Maybe I'm wrong to feel bummed, but.. whatever.