mOrE dUmB sToRiEs when i was very small i used to collect receipts after my family would go to the store. i’d stash them in a bucket that was hidden in my closet. it was literally stuffed to the brim with random receipts. one day my mom was absolutely panicking because she needed to return some hella expensive kitchen appliance and couldn’t find the receipt. i was fully aware of exactly where it was and didn’t say a word. that’s how we ended up with a blender that hissed at us