more stories that nobody asked for :D when i was a child i broke (?) my nose with a tortilla. i had been walking around with one on my face and smacked into a wall. later my mother and family were concerned as to why my nose was all crooked and bruised and i told them i didn’t know what happened. i later fell off the couch and landed on my face and it fixed it. the next day was thanksgiving and my entire family thought someone had punched me in the nose and asked if everything was okay at school. but it was because of a fucking tortilla.