Rant #8179

my sister was trying to crush a strawberry that the blender refused to chop up. she ended up accidentally blending up a wooden spoon. it cracked in half and rained splinters into the smoothie. she was upset that she ruined it so i drank a glass of it to make her feel better. it felt like swallowing knives. wouldn’t recommend but at least it was raspberry flavored. anyways so yeah i drank a spoon. now you know