Anonymous
I am planning to leave my fat, neckbearded, loser landlords as they're holding me back from cooking for myself and actively hinder my progress while stealing my food. They're even doing bitch shit like "I'm sorry IF I stole your food" except his girlfriend already confirmed he stole my food and "got confused". I'm only scared they'll retaliate as I send them my self-30-day-notice and intended final day of rent. If there's no trouble terming my tenancy here so I can go to a place where nobody steals my food or knocks on the bathroom door at 1am, I'd be so happy. I am conflicted though, as my new landlord will be more strict and will divvy the utilities between us, but at minimum, it's 50 bucks less than what I'm paying for now, and the place is pristinely clean.