"They're more attractive than me, they must know more about how I'm supposed to live. People will automatically support them more because they're handsome and give the impression they've got enough of their shit together not to be whiny or pretentiously existential about it. Just hit the gym, gnaw on some greens, maybe try to practice the illusive value of gratitude; treat yourself like a hamster in a cage. Become your own gerbil up your ass, that's what Napoleon was about."