unfortunately yall employment has been kicking my arse bruh like ive wanted a job to get out of the house and not deal w my dad and his AI generated religious psychosis but bruh why am i so incompetent like i keep making the dumbest most nonsensical mistakes and weird jokes to try to be funny and bond w customers and im like. one of these days someone should hit me w an axe like why am i chud man some people on reddit are happier than me. lwk i feel like in a past life i was a kitchen chudcel male who made the wish to be reincarnated as a short latina thinking it'd make him happier and yet here i am chopped and lonely and socially developmentally arrested like wow. im waiting to either get fired or someone drop a heavy asf box or something on my head and knock me out bless release em