“Bro. The SECOND I heard my parents’ footsteps at night? I became the greatest actor of my generation. Like—breathing manually, eyes closed too tight, trying not to swallow because WHAT IF SWALLOWING GIVES ME AWAY?? My brain’s screaming ‘DON’T MOVE’ but my leg starts itching like it’s paid by my enemies. And then they stand there… watching. MENACINGLY. I’m like, if I survive this, I deserve an Oscar and a nap.” Hashtags: #relatable #childhood #caughtin4k #2amthoughts