Fucking kids outside my house kick a soccer ball against the door purposefully to scare my cat. They live across the street, one will probably grow up to be a violent thug, and the other fucking pipsqueak has a life of government welfare to look forward to. They even left the ball at my doorstep to intimidate me knowing I can't beat them because corporal punishment is uncool. They'll keep coming back because I'm built and shaped so weakly. They probably know all the chronically online terms too.