I hate being like this like bro a tornado is NOT going to form, NOBODY is coming for you, NO you don’t have ovarian cancer because you missed a few periods, NO the car you’re riding in won’t crash, NO nobody’s watching you through your webcam you don’t need to alter the way you hold your phone just so the camera’s covered, nobody is going to crash their car into your room, a tree won’t fall on your mother’s room, the dude parked outside isn’t going to break in and kill you so put down the knife, the cat’s not dead she’s just sleeping deeply, they’re not laughing at you they’re just having a conversation, NO that clicking noise is not a faulty wire sparking, etc etc etc etc ughhhhh