I understand that the US has one of the worst maternity leaves, but this bish went on leave in Jan and STILL hasn’t come back. “I don’t want to leave him! 😭😭” GIRL. I know someone who got pregnant shortly before you went on leave. She’s grown an entire baby and gave birth to her child in the entire time you’ve been on leave. You don’t want to leave your baby? You want him to be the weird kid whose mommy follows him to school?