Okay, so like… why is everything suddenly a “limited edition” now? I just wanted a normal iced coffee, and the barista hits me with, “Sorry, we only have the seasonal oat‑milk‑pumpkin‑maple‑vibe latte.” Like… girl, I’m not trying to drink a candle. And don’t even get me started on the price — $8.75 for a cup of anxiety with ice? It’s giving robbery, it’s giving inflation core memory unlocked. And then they have the audacity to ask if I want to “round up for charity.” Babe, I am the charity at this point. Anyway, moral of the story: I’m making coffee at home now… until I forget and do this all over again tomorrow.