Rant #11437

Bro, I swear my luck is actually allergic to me. The one time I try to do something right? Boom. Everything breaks. Wi-Fi dies, my game crashes, my phone starts lagging, and now somehow I’m the problem? Like, what did I even do? I wake up and the universe is already beefing with me. At this point, if I bought a rock… it’d probably stop being a rock just to annoy me. I’m actually done, bro.”