maybe tmi but i hate having a penis. it just sucks. i'm completely comfortable with my gender, but i just hate having a wiggly worm. it'd be cool if i just didn't have private parts at all. i don't have any desire to ever have sex and i get hard at the worst possible moments. i swear being hard is the most embarrassing thing ever. literally the only thing a penis is good for is aiming your pee, but then again i sit down to pee most of the time anyways.