ever since mother’s day, parents have been making me go to church every sunday. i am an agnostic atheist and i hate getting up early every morning, putting a dress on, and larping as a christian from 9:00 to 12:30. today when we got back home and i was twisting my hair (i have a wash-n-go twist out hairstyle) my mother randomly started loudly praying and blessing everything in the house including me. and as if her barging in on me and invading my privacy by forcibly blessing me, my father started blessing things too. he sounded robotic and almost drone-like when he prayed and i couldn’t even decipher half the words he was saying. it scared the shit out of me. i cannot wait to move out and detach myself from anything religious.