I hate being the friend that everyone goes to for advice and to vent. No, I cannot property give you relationship advice because ive never actually been in one. No, I cannot comfort you right now I feel like i want to die. No, I won't reassure you that your a good person after you just did something shitty. No, I won't sit there and listen to your problems meanwhile you won't even listen to mine. Whatever, its not like they take my advice or listen to me whenever I actually try to comfort them.