How to make Dad like me: - Have good grades - Do everything he says - Always listen to him - Don’t make anything useless - Don’t be useless - Clean your room, and never make any messes - Don’t craft - Be creative - Always remember to clean yourself - Never forget to do any work or be behind - Don’t like anything - Be normal - Don’t be lazy - Like ONLY what he likes - Don’t be stupid - Don’t make mistakes - Tell him everything - Love him - Take his side in everything - Know everything - Be girly - Be happy, but don’t rub it in other people faces - Never be sad - Don’t have any problems - Don’t hoard - Eat everything he makes fully - Get help when you need it, but also deal with your own problems - Hang out with people - Friends are a “bad influence” - Your mental health doesn’t matter - Don’t be obsessed with anything - Never tell him he’s wrong - Don’t cry