I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HAIR WWHY CAN'T IT JUST BEHAVE THE WAY I WANT IT TO? IT'S 2C BUT I WANT PRETTY, SMOOTH, SHINY, SILKY PIN-STRAIGHT HAIR THAT I COULD WASH AND GO. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A FUCKING HUMAN POODLE IF I WANT TO TRY TO HAVE A GOOD HAIR DAY? IT'S POOFY, NOT CURLY, NOT STRAIGHT, NOT PARTICULARILY WAVY EITHER. IT'S JUST EVERY-FUCKING-ONE OF THEM LIKE IT CAN'T PICK A FUCKING PERSONALITY AND IT DOES IT IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY I'M GOING TO BE GETTING PARTS OF IT DYED, SO I WANT TO MINIMIZE HEAT USAGE, SO I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT NO-HEAT WAYS TO GET IT CLOSER TO STRAIGHT. I PERIODICALLY BRUSHED IT TODAY WHILE DRYING, AND IT FUCKING BECAME A FRIZZY POOFY MESS OUT OF NOWHERE? I WISH EVERYONE WAS BALD SO I COULD FEEL HAPPY SHAVING MY HAIR STRAIGHT OFF MY SCALP SO I NEVER HAD TO THINK OF IT'S ANNOYING EXISTANCE EVER AGAIN "LOVE UR HAIR" "UR HAIR IS U" NO!!!!! IT IS NOT ME!!!! IT IS JUST ANOTHER FUCKING UNWANTED PET OF MINE THAT I HAVE TOTAKECAREOF!