I am losing my mind over group projects. The teacher says, "Get into groups of four," and you can literally feel your sanity leaving your body. You immediately know exactly how this is going to play out. You set up the entire digital workflow. You create the shared Google Docs, you organize the presentation templates, you make sure everything is perfectly synced across everyone’s Chromebooks so there are zero excuses. You literally spoon-feed them the structure. And what happens? One person copies a single paragraph from Wikipedia, pastes it with the gray background still attached, and acts like they just won a Nobel Prize. Another person vanishes into thin air for three weeks and only reappears the period before the project is due, looking over your shoulder to ask, "Wait, what's our topic again?" And the third person? They spend all their time ignoring the actual rubric just to mess with the slide transitions and change the font to something completely unreadable. You end up doing