parent support groups for college students are so gross, they'll literally be planning the rooms themselves, oversharing everything, literally running their children's lives then acting all sad they are going away and can't be breastfed everyday anymore while also saying "I'm so proud... he's gonna be a MAN (who can't even do laundry and might get lost in the dorms or hear bad words)!" like it'll either be an actually capable student that is secretly probably sick of the interference or a degenerate whose mommy decides to step up and drive him to school everyday and pack him lunch. and without fail, all the posters will be helicopter moms who wanted their child to be super mature, have no worries, be the perfect gleeful and carefree to post naked baby pictures of on facebook to this day. it's DISGUSTING