I wanna be nonchalant so bad, I wanna be the guy that brings a girl home just to play video games by myself instead, I want pretty girls to talk to me everyday but pretend to be totally absorbed into my phone, I wanna go on fun dates and make people brag about me then suddenly tell them I found someone else like it's nothing. I don't think I'd try this shit irl but man I am so sick of being ignored and irrelevant I wanna be the bad guy and everyone to still love me for it because I'm smoking hot and popular