i used to joke that I was cursed, but I really don't think it's a joke anymore. things just never go right, and yes some of it is my fault, but some of it just seems kind of absurd. for one this week i somehow got black out drunk (badly) off of 4 shots (way less then my friends had) and basically was unconscious for 5 hours in front of everyone. i was in a class today and my nose randomly started gushing blood and my wifi would just not work. i've failed my driving test twice - once because I misheard the instructor, and the other time because I parked just a smidge too far from the curb (not a real reason imo). i got my bikini top somehow tied in my hair and i genuinely lost a whole chunk of hair and it's noticeable. i also have to hang out with my talking stage, who I don't think I even like at this point, tomorrow because the last time he tried to kiss me he missed my mouth FOUR times. so ya if anyone knows a witch to reverse this lmk bc this is all within the last 72 hours.