Rant #525

You know, guys, I can't tell if my coworker is just weirdly friendly, or she's actually into me, and that's weird. She waddles around me every time I set a doorstop down, she gives me heart emojis, she fixed my collar in front of company, she followed me while I held a ladder, she always wants me to sit with her whenever possible, and she focuses more on my things than just hers.