Thankful that it was only a dream: brown toilet paper. Why? 1) Because it's time for change! Let's hear it for change! Hip hip hooray. 2) Because it's more equitable! Let's hear it for equity! Hip hip hooray. But shouldn't we discuss it? Why, no! Absolutely not. Such a discussion would be gross. Eeeeeeeww. Let's hear it for anti-grossness. Hip hip hooray. And furthermore, was it really necessary to start the question with the "b" word? But why not? There you go again. Well let's discuss why all of this is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. This entire discussion is on a whole new level of stupid! So out with the old, in with the new. Is that really a bad thing? And why are you using the "s" word? That is derogatory. Let's hear it for anti-dergatoriness. Hip hip hooray. Good God, i hope it's only a dream. What? Are you using the "G" word in vain? to be continued... (Does it really have to be?)