FORMAL NOTICE OF INTENT TO FILE AN INJUNCTION Date: November 5, 2026 To: The Almighty / Creator of the Universe (c/o The Cosmos) From: A Concerned and Exhausted Faithful RE: Notice of Administrative and Spiritual Grievance Dear God, You are hereby on notice. Consider this formal correspondence your official warning that an injunction is being drafted regarding your current management of earthly affairs. The faithful have experienced one too many unexplained delays, unanswered requests, and chaotic plot twists. Key Grievances • Communication Breakdown: Prayers sent with high priority have frequently been marked "Read" with zero response or follow-up action. • Quality Control Issues: The weather patterns, minor inconveniences, and general global logistics have fallen well below acceptable standards of divine providence. • Breach of Peace: Too many loyal supporters are running on empty, waiting for a miraculous intervention that keeps getting pushed to a later date. Requested Remedies