I have devised a master plan… so, yesterday me and my (homophobic) dad were driving home. there was a jeep behind us, and there were a bunch of rubber ducks in it. he said that it was the gayest thing hes ever seen. so, where am I going with this, you may ask? well, Im glad you asked. when I turn 18 in 5 and a half years, Im gonna try and get a jeep. I shall obtain a plethora of rubber ducks, and put them in the jeep. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, MR. HOMOPHOBE?!