I fucking hate my stupid coworker. He is a lazy fat ass and gets away with everything. He leaves all the work to me and my other colleague and then plays nice with us. With his stupid questions that look taken out from a drinking game, and his copy pasted jokes from twitter. He is DUMB. Plain dumb, ugly, fat, has no social life, still lives with his mom that cooks for him and then wonders why he hasnt got a girlfriend. WHO THE FUCK would want that. To all my other colleagues also fuck you because yall are boring as fuck and i sont care about how to commute to work or what you did this weekend with your boring ass kids. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR STUPID FAKE LIVES. GOT TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG FUCKING DEMON CREEPERS.