YOOOOO!!!! I ALMOST GOT RUN OVER ON PURPOSE BY A FUCKING CAR WHILE CROSSING THE HIGHWAY!!!!!! The driver sees me crossing and is a great distance away, and then WHADDAYA KNOW, all of a sudden I hear the loud zoom of the engine and see the car coming much faster than before so I just dash it to the pavement. That's fucking comical much less disturbing that you see a pedestrian as someone to run over for funsies.