Being real gets you hated. Being fake gets you hated. Go vegan and some meat eaters will hate you. Don't go vegan and some vegans will hate you. Go vegan and then pretend you're not vegan around non-vegans? Tried that. Then food gets involved and someone who knows me well announces that I'm vegan and there goes my cover. Food is essential so it's hard to avoid conversations about food. I could also express left wing views to left wing people and express right wing views to right wing people. That will keep everyone happy until they inevitably notice inconsistencies and realise how fake I am I just want everyone to like me and no one to criticise me ever tbh. And world peace. Kind of. Some people deserve a good slap though.