We're fucking your wife because it's funny, you idiot. We smashed up your library because we love nature more than you. We drove you away because you brought us all down. You explain more than you actually read and understand, like you just can't process everything. What's your diagnosis now? You change your mind so often just to be quirky. What? Do you need your therapist to lick your dick just so you don't feel as alone? You're pathetic.