At 4:45 this morning some idiots robbing the house that was being built and has since been abandoned started banging around with hammers on the metal roofing to take it. ITS SUNDAY AT 4:45 am. Now I give ZERO fucks that they’re stealing. The people who were trying to build are liars and assholes. But now it’s MY problem because I want to sleep and they’ve left a cookie on the table and walked away. These owners are Argentinian and by the way ARGIES SUCK. They’re cheap. They think they’re cool. Their accent is annoying. Their pizza is the worst. They want to be italian so bad but will never be that cool. Argies from buenos aires even worse and they all think the world could use yet another air bnb. Hence the reason I’m laying here awake, in the dark on a Sunday while these assholes are sleeping in their comfy beds in buenos Aires. And because this is costa rica and the guys robbing their house could be dangerous so I can’t say anything. Our police don’t do anything.